(where’s indiana jones when you need him?)
As I sat at a red light at Beeler and Wilkins this morning, a black G-Class Mercedes SUV came barreling toward me, and my brain instantly did what it always does whenever I see one of those monstrosities:
1) Start playing the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark
2) Wonder if they come with free swastika armbands in the glove compartment
3) Try to imagine what would possess someone to buy a vehicle that looks like it just drove off the set of Triumph of the Will.
I’ve never gotten a good answer to #s 2 or 3, but #1 always makes me smile.