Tuned In Journal
Tonight at 10 cable's Destination America debuts "When Turkeys Attack," which sounds as silly as you might expect.
Here's how the network describes the show:
Featuring home video footage plucked from real families terrorized by turkeys, WHEN TURKEYS ATTACK reveals what happens when turkeys decide their feathers have been ruffled for the last time. From the farmyard to local neighborhoods, turkeys have taken the food chain into their own talons – attacking Americans of all ages who dare to get too close or look at them with hungry eyes.
The turkey attack survivors featured in WHEN TURKEYS ATTACK will never look at Thanksgiving the same. There is no telling what got the turkey’s gizzards in a twist, from petting zoo turkeys hot to trot over anyone who gets too close to turkeys that have barricaded people in their homes. Elsewhere across the country, turkeys cause gobbling gridlock, get peckish with pedestrians, and angrily pursue cyclists at an astonishing speed of 20 miles per hour.
But why bother watching Destination America when you can just type "turkey attack" in YouTube and find a bounty of videos?
Watch a humorously edited compliation after the jump. ...